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Naughty boy, Nott. Very, very naughty.

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Should I see a double meaning in that?

C’mon Greengrass. Of course you should.

driving in the rain is actually one of my favorite times to drive 

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Damn right, Theodore. Looks like we need a warming charm.

Or we could just warm each other up.

it’s cold brrrrrrrr

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.

Dita von Teese (via vemt)

(Source: niselle)

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”